Monday, June 25, 2018

Gallowwalkers

Gallowwalkers is a 2012 horror western starring Wesley Snipes. Zombies of a sort. I found this one deadfully tedious. About 30 minutes into the movie, Snipes' character has an extended monologue during which he explains the characters' backgrounds and the plot or it wouldn't make any sense at all. I suggest watching the trailer and skipping the movie entirely.

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HorrorNews.net begins their review with this:
It’s difficult to know where to begin with writing a review of the film Gallowwalkers, mainly because there are so many problems with it. It would probably be easier for me to point out the parts which didn’t suck! Wait…there weren’t any.
Horrorpedia concludes a negative review by saying, "GallowWalkers remains considerably less than the sum of its influences."

8 comments:

  1. I remember seeing the reviews from when this one came out. NO ONE cared for it. I am not sure if you intended this, or it was a typo, but I LOVED "deadfully tedious." I laughed when I read it!

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    1. lol, no that was a typo, but I'm leaving it :)

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  2. As I read this I remember seeing some of this. But I can't remember liking it or not. I think I didn't pay much attention and probably my hubby was watching it and I stepped into the room, saw a few minutes, didn't get engrossed and left. If it is tedious, I think I will pass. Happy new week. Hugs-Erika

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    1. Oh, it did drag on in a confusing way :( And I like zombies _and_ westerns.

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  3. lmao!!! i will watch the trailer because I love your review so much!

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    1. lol, I get what I can out of the movies, and sometimes snark is the best I can do ;)

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  4. Chuckled through your review!! I'll pass and never feel like I missed out on anything--hehe! :)

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    1. I'm glad I got it used and cheap before our local Spin Street closed. I'd hate to have paid any more for it lol

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