Happy Birthday, Elvis!

I don't observe the birthdays of dead people, but since Elvis Lives I can wish him a happy birthday.

If other people can believe that we didn't land on the moon and that the Earth is flat and that evolution is an atheist plot and that their god lives on the planet Kolob and that they'll be gods on their own planets after they die, then I can believe that Elvis is alive and enjoying the view from a second story window at Graceland. He'd be 78 years old today.

I mean, why do you really think they don't allow visitors up there?

Crawfish with Elvis and jazz singer Kitty White:



from King Creole, my favorite Elvis Presley movie.