Not only was I the 2006 Time Magazine Person of the Year (picture of the cover here), I am also at the center of the universe. Yes, boys and girls, geocentrism is alive and well and Alternet has the story. The introduction to the article:
Geocentrists accept a spherical earth but deny that the sun is the center of the solar system or that the earth moves.... The basis for their belief is a literal reading of the Bible.
The mind boggles.