"Trekkie" Test

1. Yes
2. No, but I'm not into the whole weapons "thing". You can have your very own for just $69.99, though, and it'd look cool on the right wall. Not my wall, mind, but the right wall.
3. Yes

But "trekkie"? Trekkie???

Please. I'm insulted.

More about the bat'leth here at Memory Alpha.

HT: Locusts & Honey